If you're here reading this, it's probably because you scanned a QR code you picked up at the Etsy Dallas Jingle Bash (you certainly didn't wind up here because of this blogs' overwhelming popularity). "So", you're asking yourself, "what's up with this?"
Nothing but fun and games, actually. This is the official blog of Yellow Bug Boutique, an Etsy shop, purveyor of fine stuff with a slightly scientific bend since, oh, at least week before last. We occasionally use this blog to muse on things we find interesting, amusing, infuriating or otherwise noteworthy. Herein you'll find samples of our somewhat bent sense of humor, offered up in snibbets sized so that they can be read on your smartphone in an average bathroom break.
You may notice that occasionally sections of this blog are redacted by the Federal Witness Protection Program. You can get some background on why Agents Hotchkiss and Vickers pay so much attention to this blog here. Hi, agents! (HI BACK. KINDLY LEAVE US OUT OF THIS.)
Hope you had a good time at the Jingle Bash. This is a somewhat risky statement since, at the time of this writing, the Jingle Bash has not technically occurred. Hopefully there won't be a zombie attack or mass spontaneous human combustion at the event. If there is, kindly disregard the previous statement.
Assuming that the Jingle Bash was a success, as you read this Mrs. Bug and I are probably soaking our feet and trying to recover from the event. We're not used to spending that much time on our feet, unlike when we were on our mission together in Jakar- (REDACTED AGAIN. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY BEING A PAIN IN OUR PATOOTIE(S). DO YOU *WANT* TO BE HUNTED DOWN BY THE KG-)
PORTIONS OF THE PREVIOUS REDACTMENT HAVE BEEN REDACTED BY ME, SENIOR AGENT MAXIM OF THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM, WHO HAS TO KEEP TOO MUCH OF AN EYE ON A COUPLE OF GOOFBALL AGENTS WHO ALMOST GAVE AWAY A STATE SECRET. KNUCKLEHEADS.