Look, honey - we're on the internets!

So we've been trying to lay low, under strict orders from our contact in the Federal Witness Protection program, but we just couldn't stand it any more. We're live and blogging!

... crickets chirping ...

Apparently we've been doing too good a job staying under cover.

Anyhoo, welcome to the official blog of Yellow Bug Boutique, a Etsy (and occasionally Artfire) store specializing in fine home furnishings with a scientific bend, and some way cool artsy-fartsy stuff that we do just because we want to. This blog is dedicated to the proposition that all you people out there in the dark probably don't give a flying toot about this blog, but we're going to have fun with it anyway.

So by way of introductions, heeeere's us! Cindy is the artiste in residence here in the Yellow Bug Bungalow. Cindy has been crafting, sewing and decorating for longer than we care to talk about. She was one of the very first employees of the original Michael's craft store, working directly for Michael Jeffrey in Store #1. In fact, Michael tried to talk young Cindy into foregoing college and becoming a buyer for him.

Unfortunately for her bank account, but fortunately for Yellow Bug, Cindy turned down the offer and flitted off to college, where she met the other half of the team (being me). I'm a technology guy from the Old School (I actually had a Commodore 64), and I'm a consultant for a specialty consulting firm. My job is to look confused and fix the printer.

We've got two kids, one dog, and a few moderately healthy house plants. We've watched far too much Monty Python, Start Trek (TOS purists), and Marx Brothers and it has permanently warped our senses of humor.

Next post - something actually interesting and helpful!

NOTE: THIS POST WAS NOT MADE BY FORMER COLD WAR SPIES WHO PERFORMED A CERTAIN SERVICE IN JAKARTA. PLEASE DON'T TRY TO FIND THEM.

SINCERELY,

THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM